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December, 2008
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2008-12-30 00:29
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
4.5/5
I was hesitant to watch this movie. I'm glad I did. The cinematography was beautiful, the acting: superb, and the story... my god, the story... it just pulls you in.
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2008-12-27 14:49
What do you get when you put a crotchety old Korean war vet next to a house of Hmong immigrants? This awesome movie. Seriously though, I hope I'm as awesome as Clint Eastwood's character Walt when I'm old.
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2008-12-26 22:32
I was surprisingly pleased by this little gem. I feel like it's only funny if you dabble in asian culture, but still, as a member of its target audience, I was entertained.
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2008-12-20 03:27
Seven Pounds (2008)
3.5/5
The trailer for this movie was very intriguing; it was mysterious and it made me want to know what the big secret was. I was disappointed to find out in the first 10 minutes of the movie. However, though I knew what the plot was, the movie still drew me in. I still haven't seen a Will Smith movie that I didn't like. Good job.
0.3 November, 2008
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2008-11-29 22:27
Eagle Eye (2008)
3.5/5
I have to say this movie surprised me. If you take the assumption this movie makes with a grain of salt, it's actually a clever, action filled thrill ride. Oh yes, and Michelle Monaghan is quite the cutie.
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2008-11-28 22:25
I'm not exactly convinced Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever. He isn't... smooth enough. Yet. But the movie was action-packed and entertaining so whateva.
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2008-11-23 19:45
Twilight (2008/I)
2.5/5
It's hard to review this movie, because while it was magnificently horrible, I had read the book and was entertained and amused by how they decided to depict certain scenes. No matter how horrible it was, however, I'm sure it brought in enough revenue to warrant the 3 sequels, and goshdarnit, I'll be watching them, no matter how terrible they are.
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2008-11-14 02:07
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
4.5/5
For a movie with such cliched themes as love, power, tragedy and money, it was amazing--so amazing that I can't even describe why it was so great.
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2008-11-09 02:50
This actually ended up being better than I expected. I guess I'm a sucker for romantic comedies.
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2008-11-08 19:20
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian...
3/5
Looks like I still have a soft spot for these epic fairy tale-type movies.
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2008-11-08 16:49
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
3/5
Much, much better than the first. And I have to say the action scenes were really well done.
0.3 October, 2008
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2008-10-19 20:41
Funny and action-packed. Glad to see Guy Ritchie's back. Hope they make this into a trilogy!
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2008-10-18 22:59
In Search of a Midnight Kiss (2007)
4/5
One of those feel good movies that almost make you feel like shit afterwards. Yes, I'm aware that was hypocritical as hell.
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2008-10-11 21:05
Sex Drive (2008)
3/5
How can you not think a movie with a giant mexican donut costume is funny? Oh yes, and amish raves.
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2008-10-10 00:30
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist...
3.5/5
Entertaining with great music. As with most NYC movies, it was fun spotting all the landmarks, but I guess especially with this movie, since I'm kind of into the whole indie music scene. Also, I'm starting to develop a crush on Kat Dennings.
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2008-10-07 23:55
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the...
2/5
Too ridiculous. Even for Indy. It totally nuked the fridge. Not to say it didn't have it's entertaining moments, but it wasn't Indiana Jones caliber.
0.3 September, 2008
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2008-09-21 00:21
The Godfather (1972)
4.5/5
My second time watching one of the greatest movies of all time. It's still great even after 35 years.
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2008-09-14 03:18
This movie was actually funnier than the trailer suggested, and that is pretty impressive. Brad Pitt was awesome every time he was on screen. A must see. The Coen Brothers are back.
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2008-09-06 23:12
21 (2008)
3/5
Entertaining. A bit of a departure from the book on which it was based, but whatever.
0.3 August, 2008
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2008-08-31 23:10
Hancock (2008)
3/5
Better than I expected. There was an unexpected twist that may turn off many, but made it more interesting for me.
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2008-08-31 16:31
5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
4.5/5
The art and animation in this is just amazing. Makato Shinkai is an amazing storyteller.
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2008-08-22 11:50
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
4/5
Funny, witty and clever. Great acting from all. Javier Bardem can be one charming dude.
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2008-08-17 22:08
Pineapple Express (2008)
3.5/5
I don't know why I find weed comedies so funny. I don't even smoke. James Franco was pretty freakin' funny.
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2008-08-15 01:48
Surprisingly very funny. I haven't enjoyed a Will Ferrel movie in a while. I laughed my ass off in this one.
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2008-08-15 01:46
Mamma Mia! (2008)
0.5/5
What a fucking turd. I only gave this movie half a star because this rating system does not allow 0 stars. It was so bad we walked out after 20 minutes. That's pretty effing bad.
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2008-08-10 19:57
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2...
3/5
Just as good as the last one. All the girls are still super cute, especially Alexis Bledel.
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2008-08-10 19:56
Amanda Bynes is cute. Unfortunately the movie was pretty corny.
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2008-08-07 22:02
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
3/5
Cute girls (mostly) = cute movie.
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2008-08-07 00:14
The Wackness (2008)
3.5/5
Funny, entertaining and a banging soundtrack. What more could you ask for? Loooved the throwbacks.
0.3 July, 2008
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2008-07-23 22:36
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
3.5/5
Hilarious movie with two cuties. I am so in love with Kristen Bell. But I have to subtract half a star for all the penis.
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2008-07-18 03:35
Heath Ledger as the Joker totally stole the show. The movie was great, but long as hell--so long that I had to minus some points.
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2008-07-10 22:00
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
3/5
I admit I was impressed with the fight choreography in this. You don't see much of that anymore. It was also kinda funny. + points for all the fantastical creatures too.
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2008-07-06 23:47
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) (V)
4/5
Although it's just a bunch of shorts, each film in Gotham Knight beautifully portrayed a different side of everybody's favorite Batman.
0.3 June, 2008
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2008-06-28 20:00
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
2.5/5
Decently funny and creative swedes of popular movies. If anything, this movie started an internet meme.
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2008-06-28 13:10
WALL·E (2008)
4.5/5
Pixar never fails to make the most amazing movies ever. WALL-E was simply ace. Perfect even.
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2008-06-22 22:22
Charlie Bartlett (2007)
2.5/5
A whimsical high school comedy. It wasn't anything spectacular but still better than I expected.
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2008-06-22 17:21
A sad but extremely romantic movie. Had a couple laughs in there too.
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2008-06-09 21:33
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
3/5
Sure, it had its super outrageous parts, but it was still entertaining. I don't think you're supposed to take these movies too seriously. Just sit back, enjoy the ride and you'll have a great time.
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2008-06-06 23:07
Rendition (2007)
3/5
Decent political thriller with a twist. Sure, some of the elements could have been more hashed out, but with the myriad of themes they tried to cover, they did the best they could.
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2008-06-04 00:01
Sex and the City (2008)
3.5/5
I'm not really sure why this movie got such bad reviews. Sure, some parts were cheesy, but it's SATC, what do you expect? I laughed a lot. And that's all that mattered to me.
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2008-06-02 14:21
10 MPH (2007)
2/5
The idea behind the movie was kind of interesting: ride a Segway at 10mph from Seattle to Boston, but as a piece of cinema, it wasn't so great. I think this movie better documents the hardships of filming an independent movie than the true "face" of America.
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2008-06-01 23:09
The Fountain (2006)
3.5/5
I'm not really sure what happened in this movie. But it was one hell of a trip.
0.3 May, 2008
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2008-05-18 22:49
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
4.5/5
Excellent performances from the actors, subtle humor, awkward moments, and a mysterious mystery! What more could you ask for?
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2008-05-17 22:44
Great cinematography and location shots. Watching a young man traverse North America with nothing but his iron will and a backpack wasn't inspiring at all, but interesting to watch nonetheless.
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2008-05-10 21:45
Iron Man (2008)
4/5
Great action, great special effects, and a great job from Mr. Robert Downey Jr. The whole movie was an entertainment bonanza--from start to finish!
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2008-05-02 11:59
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo...
4/5
Very racist and very vulgar--but not to the point of offensiveness. Just enough to be very funny.
0.3 April, 2008
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2008-04-26 21:12
Cloverfield (2008)
3.5/5
I thought this movie was going to suck. It didn't. I think my heart is still pounding. It provided action and thrills, and that's all I asked for.
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2008-04-12 22:36
La Vie en rose (2007)
2.5/5
This movie provides an interesting look into Edith Piaf's life, but it didn't really do anything for me.
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2008-04-05 21:17
18 short films, 21 directors, pure excellence. When I heard they were all about love, I expected some cheesy, romantic shorts (not that this would be a bad thing), but instead was treated to more realistic views on love. While some of the shorts were definite misses, some were fun to watch--even the sad ones.
0.3 March, 2008
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2008-03-29 09:54
"The Wire" (2002)
4.5/5
Amazing HBO series. It's probably the best drama ever written for TV. It's full of heavy themes and great character development.
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2008-03-22 10:22
Step Up 2: The Streets (2008)
1/5
Horrible movie. The dances were ok at best. Channing Tatum was in it for about 3 minutes. 1 star just because the girl was kinda cute and the Jabbawockiez were in it for 30 seconds.
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2008-03-12 10:48
Atonement (2007)
3/5
Like the book, it's really slow. It's a good story, but way too slow for my tastes.
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2008-03-07 12:03
August Rush (2007)
3.5/5
I love music movies! While super unrealistic, it was a good story.
0.3 February, 2008
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2008-02-16 10:25
Jumper (2008)
1.5/5
The acting was horrible but the special effects were decent.
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2008-02-07 15:55
We Own the Night (2007)
3.5/5
The first act of the movie was predictably predictable, but it picked up at the end. Lots of good, clean action.
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2008-02-02 11:13
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
3.5/5
Trippy look at being trapped in one's own body. It was great.
0.3 January, 2008
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2008-01-21 11:30
I felt it didn't portray the plight of the Afghan as much as the book did. That's what made the book so great.
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2008-01-21 11:21
There Will Be Blood (2007)
4/5
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! Much, much better than its Oscar competitor No County for Old Men.
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2008-01-19 10:32
This movie was a little weird, but it had its moments.
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2008-01-04 11:37
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet...
2.5/5
JOANNAAAAA... The music was ok, and the story was a lot darker than I expected.
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2008-01-02 11:20
No Country for Old Men (2007)
2.5/5
The gas station scene was the only thing I liked about this movie. What a let down!
0.3 December, 2007
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2007-12-25 12:51
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's...
3/5
The action was better than I expected actually. But again, sequels are never as good as their predecessors. It was better than #2 though.
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