Kate Nash Is Cute As Hell
Thursday night we went to Kate Nash’s second concert at Webster Hall. To tell you the truth, I wasn’t expecting much. Sure, her songs are catchy and dance-inducing but due to my recent lackluster concert experiences, I wasn’t about to get my hopes up.
First of all, the opening band, the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, describe themselves as a “indie-vaudeville conceptual art-rock pop band.” Did I mention that the band is made up of a father, mother and their fifteen year old daughter? If that doesn’t sound like a gimmick I don’t know what does. As visions of Arrested Development’s family band, “Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution” danced in my head, I kept my expectations super low.
Yes, the band was a total gimmick. But that was the best part. I found myself laughing out loud almost during the entire performance. That Papa Trachtenburg is one eccentric and funny fellow. The little Trachtenburg was a delight to see performing although at times, she did look a little bored on stage. I couldn’t help but think perhaps she longed for a normal teenage lifestyle. But shit, their 45 minute performance was an utter delight to see. And be seen it must, I can’t imagine their music having any meaning at all if not experienced at a live performance. Also, I might add, EGGS!
There we were, in a sea of gingers (are there normally that many redheads in the population?) waiting for Ms. Nash to arrive on stage, and BAM! Kate Nash in neon lights. How fan-fucking-tabulous. As Kate strolled out in her oh-so-bloody-cute dress, I knew my fears were unwarranted. And when she started banging on those ivory keys like it was 1999? I was in love. I barely took my eyes off of her for the rest of the night.
Sure, the girls in the audience were in love with her hottie bassist and guitarist, but man, oh man, I only had eyes for Ms. Nash. When she told everybody to shut up for her quiet song, I swooned. Here was the sassy girl I’ve been looking for all my life. Did I mention she has a wicked British accent? God. And who else but the cheeky Kate Nash could come up with a chorus, “You don’t have to suck dick to succeed.” She is a freaking genius.
A bloody, gorgeous genius.







































































