Manny to the rescue! Looks like the Great Neck police force actually do do something (ha, i said doodoo):
emmanuel7577: dude… i know what the great neck cops do
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: whaaaaat
emmanuel7577: they sit around at the Great Neck lirr station and wait for ppl to park in the no parking area (which was recently changed and quite “unintentionally” misleading) and give them tickets
an azn saint: LOL
emmanuel7577: i’m not kidding ;-)
an azn saint: i’m assuming you’re speaking from experience?
emmanuel7577: not me… my brother
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: you realize of course, that this has to go into my xanga :-D
Hmm… Seems like the Great Neck P.D. job isn’t as cushy as I thought. It’s CUSHIER. Ha.
# of Lexus SC430’s seen this week in Great Neck: 8
an azn saint: sup
aNiMeMaN14: what is up anyway?
an azn saint: hmm?
aNiMeMaN14: i mean, if people were to truly answer what is up, the answers would be limiting
an azn saint: ok
an azn saint: philosophical bastard
aNiMeMaN14: “my roof”, or “the sky”, or “the planets”
an azn saint: i guess it depends on ur definition of “up” then doesn’t it
aNiMeMaN14: why not ask “how are you?”, or if you want to shorten it, what about “hauryu”
an azn saint: hauryu may be mistaken for a word in a foreign language though
aNiMeMaN14: well so can sup
an azn saint: also, the question “how are you?” what exactly does that mean?
aNiMeMaN14: it’s not that limiting
aNiMeMaN14: i mean, it obviously deals with your condition at the moment
an azn saint: to me, it seems the question asks how one exists
aNiMeMaN14: not really… then it would be “how are you you?”
aNiMeMaN14: anyway, back to reality
an azn saint: aha, this is going in my xanga
aNiMeMaN14: boooo
Conversations at 2 am. yum.
j e r * * *: hey
j e r * * *: do you ever wonder why they
j e r * * *: bother telling us
j e r * * *: the barometric pressure during weather reports?
an azn saint: haha, because people actually know how to interpret it
an azn saint: haha
j e r * * *: they do?
an azn saint: yeah
j e r * * *: like oh shit the barometric pressure is 30 TODAY
an azn saint: LOL
j e r * * *: I GOTTA BRING MY HAT
an azn saint: word
j e r * * *: pressures low today
an azn saint: but they’re also like, its rising
j e r * * *: no whoopy for you
an azn saint: so i don’t ahve to bring the hat
an azn saint: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
an azn saint: nice!
j e r * * *: i was thinking about that
j e r * * *: today
j e r * * *: I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN
an azn saint: IN JER.RICECUBE.COM
j e r * * *: FOR MY COMEDY WRITINGS
j e r * * *: no its not ready for ricecube
an azn saint: bah
an azn saint: haha
j e r * * *: yeah
j e r * * *: so how’s the barometer
j e r * * *: LOL
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: o man
j e r * * *: oh man this is funny stuff
an azn saint: this is worthy of another xanga post
an azn saint: but i dunno if they can handle it
j e r * * *: NO!
j e r * * *: PEOPLE WILL STEAL MY MATERIAL
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: aiite
an azn saint: ur material will remain confidential
yeah right… confidential… :-D
and later….
j e r * * *: its what america needs!
j e r * * *: a chinese comedian
an azn saint: LOL
j e r * * *: the asian community will love me
an azn saint: what about margaret cho
j e r * * *: she’s a girl
j e r * * *: she sucks
j e r * * *: we need a famous guy comedian
an azn saint: nice
an azn saint: this is going into the xanga too!
heh, i’m a loser :-D
Here’s what I learned today (other than confirmation that I am an idiot):
j e r * * *: what’s passed is past!
j e r * * *: oh how’s that for a pun or whatever
an azn saint: holy crap!
an azn saint: i always thought it was “what’s past is past!”
an azn saint: holy crap!
j e r * * *: uhh
an azn saint: urs makes much more sense!
j e r * * *: that wouldn’t make sense
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: a lotta old idioms don’t make sense
an azn saint: meaning the past is the past
an azn saint: so forget it
an azn saint: but urs makes more sense
an azn saint: haha
an azn saint: nice!
yeah, so in other news, i’ll be @ columbia wandering around with ppl from my church handing out stuff so if you’re around the columbia area tomorrow, look for me! :-D
so here’s an excerpt from a convo i had today:
*****ikGoddess: you have a car?
*****ikGoddess: bastard
*****ikGoddess: i meant that in the best possible way
ah, how great it is to tell people that you drive… (and no, i don’t have a car, bah…) :-P
