clear rants

I usually don’t like to post conversations here; that’s what my tumblr is for. But this one’s a little long for tumblr.

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jerizm (2:18:42 PM): http://www.aspanovasbizkaia.org/spotafanoc.htm Auto response from clear rants (2:18:42 PM): I fell out of my chair. This may take a while. clear rants (2:26:50 PM): omg jerizm (2:28:37 PM): sad! clear rants (2:27:02 PM): http://www.aspanovasbizkaia.org/spotafanoc.htm clear rants (2:27:07 PM): i hate jerry for sending me this aNiMeMaN14 (2:27:23 PM): jerizm (2:20:12 PM): :’[ jerizm (2:20:24 PM): i bet it’ll make clarence cry aNiMeMaN14 (2:20:55 PM): ya aNiMeMaN14 (2:21:05 PM): he’ll prolly link me to it later aNiMeMaN14 (2:21:09 PM): with a frowny face clear rants (2:27:56 PM): lol what a dick aNiMeMaN14 (2:28:04 PM): LOL hahahaha we know you so well aNiMeMaN14 (2:28:06 PM): clear rants (2:28:14 PM): i hate youg uys aNiMeMaN14 (2:28:21 PM): aNiMeMaN14 (2:28:30 PM): this should so be blogged clear rants (2:28:55 PM): true

Another recount can be found here.

This “morning,” as I was mussing up my hair in front of the mirror, I remembered a conversation I had with my mother over spring break. It went a little something like this:

Mom: Why does your hair look so messy?
Me: Oh that’s how I wear it now…
Mom: (grimacing) Why? It’s ugly!!
Me: Oh come on, its not that bad.
Mom: It’s ugly.

I don’t know why I think that’s so funny.

In other news, I saw this little Chinese toddler walking with her father on campus today, she was enraptured by some kid’s sneakers and stopped walking just to stare at his shoes. It was pretty damn cute.

That is all.

Peace, Love, and all that good stuff,
Clear Pants Rainheart

As if everything else in my life wasn’t going so smoothly, I find out I’m behind schedule:

aNi***aN14: david ****z is engaged wtf
clear rants: O HWAT
clear rants: f*ck man, i’m way behind schedule

How delicious, it has begun. People my age are starting to get married.

(Congratumalations to him by the way!)

And I will pose the question to you xangers as I did vis a vis AIM:

clear rants: its point!
so**d***a: it’s mark
so**d***a: TAKE A POLL

clear rants: hey, is it exclamation point or exclamation mark

a*****egg: i say excl point
*LiC****d**icks: point
Huge**Eug: point
mee*p***k: point, i think
j**izm: exclamation point!
ch**0r: it’s exclamation fucking point!
**nice**wa11: its point; duuuh.
to***f***u: when you have an exclamation, it’s to the POINT of no return, to the extreme… to the mark of no return? i dont think so!

u***nderful: i say mark
I2*NO*b: i thnk its mark
aN****aN14: exclamation mark? who the f says that? although i’d be inclined to say mark, since, you know, my name is mark… therefore, i go with mark

OO**UCH: either
jo***n82: it’s a kaboom!

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

(screenames edited to protect the innocent)

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Clarence: I love getting text messages while I’m on the toilet, it makes me feel important.

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Mark: I’d love to be a girl and be paid to just sit around and look pretty.
Clarence: You’d have to be hot though.
Mark: I’d be a hot girl. And I’d have a nice ass too. I have a nice ass now.

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Mark: He even gave me nuts. Nobody ever gives nuts at this time.

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Clarence: Move your nuts…
Mark: Slow your roll. Does this look like nuts?

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clear rants: whats his name
*****: his name is sexual
clear rants: is his last name healing?
*****: no asshole

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I think we all need some sexual healing sometime. Sing along with me:

Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I’m capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it’s good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that’s good for me
And it’s good for me and it’s good to me..

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P.S. What happened to all the comments I used to get :-(

A conversation which contains more than meets the eye…

j e r i z m: you gotta find a parking spot that’s empty you can’t double park
j e r i z m: it’s illegal
sainticity: LOL
sainticity: i’m not double parking
sainticity: i’m waiting for the spot
sainticity: circle around the block a couple of times until the spot opens up…
j e r i z m: haha
sainticity: holy crap, this is good, good enough to go into my xanga :-D
j e r i z m: i get road rage
sainticity: haha

That’s deep man. Deep….

Here are some profound quotes I’ve come across today from my friends:

On the past:

Auto response from an azn saint: note to self: don’t dredge up pain from the past… :\
j e r i z m: note to clarence
j e r i z m: if it hurts now it hasn’t passed yet

Wow. That’s true. Very profound. And to think such a wise master has been under my nose all this time. I should learn more from him. Heh.

On this tragedy called love:

Sometimes people just barge right into your life. At first you’re a little skeptical, you’re a little concerned because you have no idea who they are or where they’ve come from. But as time goes on you learn more about them, and somehow the more you know the more you want to know. Sometimes they turn out to be just amazing, people who you thought could never exist in a society unfolding before our very eyes. Its like you’re swimming in a dirty ocean, you have no idea where you’re going, and then you swam to the dirtiest, deepest part of the ocean and found a pearl, wedged in between the shells of a clam. Finding it beautiful, you would like to take it out of the clam’s grasp. But you’re afriad, afriad because you could very well break the pearl trying to wrestle it from the oceans grasp. You could also die yourself in the oceans depths. What a dilemma…

- Toe.knee.chin

Sigh… why does it suck so much? Why is love always a dilemma?

On the eternal question:

Now we’re on to my profound thought of the day: Does the light go out when the refrigerator door closes? Undoubtedly, yes.

I was sitting waiting for a ride to church today and playing with my phone. When I closed it (its a flip phone), I began to wonder if the text and everything on the screen blanked out while it was closed. So I closed it slowly and took a peek. It shut off just as it was about to close. I’m so nice. So I figure if the light goes out on the phone, it must go out for the refrigerator.

Also, because a couple a years ago, I tested the refrigerator out too, and there’s a little button on the ceiling of the refrigerator that the top of the door pushes when it closes which switches off the light.

And people say I’m shallow… :-P

(They don’t really, but compare my profound thought of the day to everyone else’s :P)

Ouibear78: you have an away message for when you are sh_tting??
Ouibear78: that’s ridiculous
Ouibear78: seriously
Ouibear78: you need to un-addict yourself to aim
Ouibear78: absurd
Ouibear78: <shakes head> kids these days
Ouibear78 signed off at 1:59:55 AM

LOL.

So who thinks I’m addicted to AIM? Raise your hand, or leave some comments: we’ll take a vote of sorts (like we don’t know the answer :P).

JCTHUNDERX: lol if ***** hunts me down n kills me will u avenge my death
an azn saint: LOLOLOLOL
an azn saint: ok
JCTHUNDERX: lol okie

Sounds like a job for Samurai Saint.

What ever happened to that guy? I heard he went crazy over a girl and went soft.

Naw.