clear rants

Dear Andrei,

I’m sorry. I did not realize that my use of the bottom drawer of the cabinet would inconvenience you so. I will move my things as soon as I can get into it. Please leave the cabinet unlocked so I can move them as expeditiously as possible. I am also sorry that in the 2 minutes that we met I gave you the impression that I was the type of person who would rifle through your personal effects to take and use your headphones. I assure you I did no such thing, as I have my own personal music device complete with headphones. You must have left them out by accident and assumed I used them–completely understandable. Next time you accidentally leave something out, I will leave a note stating I found it that way so such a misunderstanding does not occur again. I mean, nobody’s perfect. I’m sorry we got off on the wrong foot. I hope we can be friends. :)

Sincerely yours,

Clarence

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