I got this list off of an email. It’s funny how all of these bring a reminiscent smile to my face–just like with those “You know you’re a child of the 80’s if…” lists. But I wonder, for those of you non-Cornellians out there, how much of this list seems like complete gibberish to you?
A Typical Cornellian. Are you one?
1. You’ve wasted your Big Red Bucks at the end of the semester because they don’t carry over from fall to spring.
2. Though there are 14,000 undergrads, you know everyone that actually leaves their room.
3. You go to the library just to people watch
4. …and study in a cocktail lounge
5. …or fish bowl.
6. You get excited when you meet people with the net id above or below you.
7. You shop online just to send packages to yourself.
8. You actually understand the significance of a standard deviation.
9. A trip to Wegmans is the highlight of your week.
10. 10 people in a car is a minimum.
11. You and everyone you know has wiped out at least once down a flight of stairs.
12. You’ve run into a TA at CTB on a saturday night… drunk.
13. You’ve cried before a prelim
14. …and after.
15. You know what a prelim is.
16. You know you can bursar a vibrator at Gannett.
17. Your bursar bill is higher than your credit card bill.
18. You feel self-conscious about dressing normally when eating at Risley.
19. You spend 2 hours at RPU for dinner.
20. You have to try 10 different airports to fly out for break (Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamtom, Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, Albany, NYC, Newark, LaGuardia).
21. You know that kid from montana who wears shorts…everyday.
22. You wear shorts when the temperature hits 45.
23. You have smoothie hut, wings, louie’s, DP dough, pita pit and ithaca taxi programmed into your phone.
24. The people that live in 312 college ave are ballers.
25. Cars without 4-wheel drive are worthless.
26. Though you’ve never met her, you receive daily emails from Denise Cassaro
27. Your school sponsors a day devoted to getting drunk…SLOPE DAY!
28. You don’t understand dragon day, but were amazed to see architects out of hiding.
29. You know who we are talking about when we say “That guy at Oakenshields.”
30. Swedish massage, body mind, sailing and renaissance fencing fulfill gym requirements.
31. You’ve gotten up at 7:30 for coursenroll, but couldn’t log on until 7:37 and ended up with all 8:30 classes.
That reminds me: I still need to take DP Dough’s, Vietnam, Wings, Hong Kong, CTP, Four Seasons, Studio 108, and Taste of Thai out of my phone. Damn, I am/was a fatty. :P