20 Random Thoughts
1. So apparently only about five of your xanganians out there think life is interesting. Or maybe you just hate me and my futile xanger games. Either/or. But I’m just kidding, lol. I’m not really a xanger whore, it’s just a front. Reeally.
2. On the movie scene, Spanglish and Meet the Fockers were uber good / funny. I suggest you check em out. Finally watched Mean Girls since Helen kept on raving about it. It lived up to the hype. I fell asleep during Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events so I can’t give an opinion on it. But I was up the whole night before, so make your own conclusions.
3. Jerry is the most amusing backseat driver in the world. As well as the most emo-driven backseat dj. Heh. We’re gonna emo-fy Al.
4. Chicken feet + Cow Intestintes + Stomach make for a great lunch.
5. Shady conspiracies to hook people up suck. Especially when the plan to foil such conspiracies don’t work.
6. Yesterday was a fun day. Thanks everyone. Jenn, Al, and Jer: you guys are uber biff. That’s right, biff. Biff is the new cool word of cool people everywhere. Feel free to use it, but only if you’re cool.
7. “I thought my voicemail was trying to interact with me.” - Wendy. Thanks Wendy, that made me laugh uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes. I even fell out of the spongebob chair.
8. Boulder Creek is not so good. If it’s a tossup between BC and Outback, I’d go with Outback. Hands down.
9. My eyes cross when I’m blowing up inflatable chairs. Al thinks its amusing.
10. I like thumbs. Especially when they’re inflated.
11. We’re gonna sushi-fy Jenn. Even if it kills us.
12. The other night, I passed out at 11 and woke up at 2 am to find my parents watching anime on my computer. I was flabbergasted. What has happened to the world? And yes, both my parents had work the next day.
13. BOOGA BOOGA! The number13 is considered by some to bring bad luck.
14. I don’t believe that though.
15. “It’s building a bridge of chance for someone you love…” I love that quote. It’s from My Sassy Girl. I love that movie. We need to take risks for love people. Not only is it encouraged, it’s preferred.
16. Humpty dumpty is the most useless rhyme ever. I mean, whats the moral of the story? What are kids supposed to learn from it? “If you’re an egg, don’t sit on a wall.” Great, I’ll be sure to remember that the next time i’m an egg attempting to scale a sprawling edifice. And who ever said humpty dumpty was an egg? Nowhere in the rhyme does it say he was an egg. Thats just bs. Maybe he was just a fat guy who lost his balance. But now he will be forever remembered as an egg. Not so nice.
17. I feel like I’ve matured a lot in the past couple years (except of course when I regress to childhood giddiness in the wee hours of the morning). Thanks to everyone who has contributed to my maturation.
18. I don’t understand why people find it so hard to believe that a girl and a guy can be uber, attached-at-the-hip friends, and not have feelings for each other.
19. It feels awesome to be able to say that for the first time in what seems like forever, I am (almost) completely without any drama of my own. I am now only consumed by the drama of others. This is a good thing.
20. I <3 you all. Especially you. Yes, you. That unlikely you.
Peace, love, and annoyingly long xanga entries,
Clear Pants Rainheart
