clear rants

Nice: Jin opening for NAS tonight. Even better, it was a surprise

Not Nice: SNOW. LOTS OF SNOW. On March 30. SNOW. That’s not kosher.

I think its pretty sad that I find out Jin is opening for Nas off his xanga. You’d think Cornell’d publicize that. Ah well. Can’t waiiiitt..

I Know I Can…

You know the world has changed when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, Russia has the best equity market, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the tallest basketball player is Chinese.

Ain’t that some sheet.

Yeah, this was stolen off of DaCurryman’s Xanga: where all good xanga entries come from .

You thought those Puma ads were great? Check this one sent in by Maryanne created by a Brazilian ad agency for a French lubricant. Tell me what you think of it. Again, if you don’t get it, don’t ask. You shouldn’t know.

Damn those dirty subtle bastids. Ha.

Okay. I don’t really know how this is gonna turn out, but I hope it goes well. I want to try something new. But its gonna take a lot of participation from you, the readers. I was thinking we could write a story together, through the comments. Each person adds to the story by commenting one word only. You can add to the story more than once, just don’t do it twice in a row. Check back often to add more to the story and see how the story is turning out. :-D (I’m gonna add more to the story too)

You may think this is just a ploy to get lots of comments. Possibly. But also, its pretty damn cool if this works. So whether you know me or not, if you read this, please add a word to add to the story. I’ll start it off:

Fridays

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Clarence: I love getting text messages while I’m on the toilet, it makes me feel important.

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Mark: I’d love to be a girl and be paid to just sit around and look pretty.
Clarence: You’d have to be hot though.
Mark: I’d be a hot girl. And I’d have a nice ass too. I have a nice ass now.

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Mark: He even gave me nuts. Nobody ever gives nuts at this time.

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Clarence: Move your nuts…
Mark: Slow your roll. Does this look like nuts?

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clear rants: whats his name
*****: his name is sexual
clear rants: is his last name healing?
*****: no asshole

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I think we all need some sexual healing sometime. Sing along with me:

Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I’m capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it’s good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that’s good for me
And it’s good for me and it’s good to me..

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P.S. What happened to all the comments I used to get :-(

First off, I’d like to start this entry off on a light-hearted/clever note with two ads from Puma showcasing its new Spring line (stolen from DaCurryman / SpecialK):

Gotta admit, those are great ads :-D. If you don’t understand why its funny, then don’t ask. You shouldn’t know.

This half-past Spring Break has been both great and not-so-great. The chillin’ has been amazing, as usual (on the “villain” level). Chilled with Mr. E. Mina like a madman: Cowboy Bebop is great. Destrega is still amazing. So are japanese fighting games. Took G. Moe, R3NO, and Moe’s friend Vanessa out on Sat night to Fame (where I had a makeshift Couch Potato :-P). Got Vanessa saved. That felt good. Real good. I ain’t one to let people down. Or so they say.

I’ve also been missing people I really shouldn’t. I can’t help it. I’m a nostalgic romantic. I only remember the good times, the fun times, and the really fun times ;-). It’s only after my brain smacks me around a couple of times do I realize why I shouldn’t be missing them. But ah, you damn soft heart, you don’t listen. All I want to do is make people happy. But I always get hurt in the process. That sux0rz. So, (at least for the next 10 minutes) I’m swearing off girls. Bah to the “fairer” sex, I say. Bah.

Today was Dragon Day. Nothing special; very disappointing.

Spring Break coming up, can’t wait for all the sleep I’m gonna get.

Johnny and I were elected CSA publicity chairs for CSA’s 100th year at Cornell. Not bad.

Um. That’s about it. Not much going on, I’m a pretty boring guy.

Oh yeah, my hair froze today as we watched the dragon burn. That was kinda cool. I took a webcam pic, but I’m too lazy to post it.

I’m still alive, don’t worry about me.

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wtf, need to vent

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Hi, I’m Clarence Lio, and I’m running for CSA Publicity Co-chair. I, Clarence Lio, have learned three important things about publicity. First of all it is important to get your name out (Clarence Lio). It’s also important to be nice and short (so you don’t bore anyone). Luckily for me, I, Clarence Lio, am a nice guy and a tad vertically challenged. Perfect. Vote for me and Johnny. Thanks.