N’CHRIST

Clarence | Church, Xanga | Thursday, July 25th, 2002

I’m having madd fun at the SST this year… its just incredible… both in and out of the meetings…

I’ve had so much fun that we started up a church boyband named N’CHRIST. NICE! Here’s a pic of us:

N’CHRIST

And here’s our first album cover…

Props to Tony for naming our humble little group and to Manny for taking the pic.

Get ready for the release of our new single… “Thuggin’ for Jesus” (named by Pat)

Word.

Mexican Virus

Clarence | Xanga | Wednesday, July 24th, 2002

YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED A MEXICAN VIRUS!!!!!

Since we are not so technologically advanced in
Mexico, this is a MANUAL virus.

Please delete all the files on your hard drive
yourself and send this e-mail to everyone you know.

Thank you for helping me.

Pedro Garcia,
Mexican Hacker

I got this off Andy’s Xanga… MADD funny! :-D

My mom took the toothbrush

Clarence | Church, Xanga | Wednesday, July 24th, 2002

Turns out my mom took the toothbrush by mistake thinking that it was hers. Is that better or worse than one of the kids staying at my house stealing it? I don’t know… ha.

Anyway, I got a new toothbrush last night anyway, so it doesn’t really make a difference. And just to make it clear, I DID brush my teeth last night, and this morning!

Somebody stole my toothbrush.

Clarence | Church, Xanga | Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002

I’m taking hospitality*: 3 brothers: 2 from Manalapan, 1 from Philly.

I’m online. I shouldn’t be.

I go to take a shower when everybody is sleeping: 2 AM.

I usually brush my teeth after my shower.

After my shower, I go for the toothbrush.

The toothbrush isn’t there. Some kid must have knocked it down on the floor.

It’s not on the floor.

Somebody stole my toothbrush.

Not nice.

*

For all you non-church kids, hospitality is when you take out-of-town church kids into your home for a week or so when there’s a church conference or something.

p.s. I did end up brushing my teeth tonight. Luckily, being in an asian family, we have a stash of toothbrushes in the linen closet. Remember, I did brush my teeth tonight. I am not grimey. :-D

You Cheap Chinese Fool

Clarence | Xanga | Monday, July 22nd, 2002

How to Take Away Your Xanga Banner without paying

1. View the source of your page (right-click in your page and select “View source”) and you’ll see something that says
<style type =”text/css”>
<!–
Body {background….
….etc etc etc

2. Look further down inside that tag and u’ll see something that says:

.searchbarborder {
and also something that says
.searchbarinterior {

3. inside them they have declaration of colors etc, so u want to delete everything inside them and make them appear as the following:

.searchbarborder {
background-color: transparent; margin-top: -65px; visibility: hidden}

.searchbarinterior {
background-color: transparent;
visibility: hidden}

(You can change the distance u want from the top by chaning the # of pixels …ie. replace 65 with another #)

4. Now you want to copy the whole html text from your source from <head> blah blah blah </head>
(which is basically everything from …
<head> (everything after this) —>
<title>[Your username]’s Xanga Site</title>

<–everything in between—>

–>
</STYLE>

<—-(everything before this ) </head>

so copy that whole piece of text.

5. Then you want to go to ur xanga…Look and Feel and then go to Custom Header.
Select “Input your own Header HTML” and paste everything that you copied.
You can preview it if u want to see if it worked.
If not…make sure you copied everything that you are supposed to…

Got this off Jeff’s xanga, who got it off Jon’s xanga, and I lost it from there so, xanga’s probably gonna cancel me, but whatever, I got sainticity…

Be Chinesee! Likee Meeee!!

p.s. if you know html, its not necessary to copy the WHOLE style tag, just the two classes, but if you don’t know anything, just do as the directions say…

Interesting Day

Clarence | Church, My Life, Xanga | Sunday, July 21st, 2002

It started out interesting early this morning, when my mom gave me an internet curfew: 1 AM–because she was afraid I might fall asleep in church. Interestingly enough, I didn’t end up sleeping until 3:30 ’cause I was reading Jack & Jill. Still, I didn’t fall asleep in church today… niiiiiice… its like, my first time in forever and a day.

So, before I went to sleep, Peggy accuses me of ignoring her, which I wasn’t. So I took back the eprops I gave her, and since she’s an eprop whore (;-)) she got mad at me, hence the nasty comments on the last entry :-P. Lucky for her, she made it up to me, so I gave her eprops back :-D. So that’s the story there.

So this morning in church, Joey, my buddy from forever and a day ago, decides to come back. So like nine people from our class were there: Me, Joey, David, Jason, Andre, Abi, Nancy, Christina and Sara. NIIIIICE! And we all sat together too, so it was pretty cool. Yeah, so I gave a testimony about the Lord being the faithful shepherd, and almost cried (the operating word being almost). BOOOOO! That wasn’t supposed to happen. It was my first Sunday testimony ever too.

After church, my dad dropped me off at Jade Palace where I had Dimsum with Jerry, Mel, and some of Jer’s friends. Topped the meal off with some TenRen BBT, and we were off to Americana.

So Mel had extra copies of the Gap coupon, so she gave both me and Jerry one. I got myself another pair of free boxers. Actually, Mike Lee, did (my fake name/address for the Gap coupon, I ain’t taking no chances, ha). I also picked up some super cheap sandals ($2.99!). NIIIIIIIIICE!

Yeah, so in about an hour I’m off to Mark’s house for some much needed chillin’. Chillin’ like a madman you could say.

Thats it for this Xanga entry. Laters alligators!

ge3kz r funny

Clarence | Xanga | Saturday, July 20th, 2002

Wow. Check this link out: http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

I spent the last hour reading their funny quotes. Very, very funny. Yeah. Later.

Great Neck Part II

Clarence | Conversations, Xanga | Thursday, July 18th, 2002

Manny to the rescue! Looks like the Great Neck police force actually do do something (ha, i said doodoo):

emmanuel7577: dude… i know what the great neck cops do
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: whaaaaat
emmanuel7577: they sit around at the Great Neck lirr station and wait for ppl to park in the no parking area (which was recently changed and quite “unintentionally” misleading) and give them tickets
an azn saint: LOL
emmanuel7577: i’m not kidding ;-)
an azn saint: i’m assuming you’re speaking from experience?
emmanuel7577: not me… my brother
an azn saint: LOL
an azn saint: you realize of course, that this has to go into my xanga :-D

Hmm… Seems like the Great Neck P.D. job isn’t as cushy as I thought. It’s CUSHIER. Ha.

# of Lexus SC430’s seen this week in Great Neck: 8

Great Neck

Clarence | Xanga | Thursday, July 18th, 2002

I’m driving on my way to the tutee’s house yesterday, and I pass this park (one of the many in Great Neck). I’m stopped at a light, so I take the opportunity to check it out. Then I see this weird little building that looks like a glorified porta-potty.

I’m intrigued–looks like a visitor’s center. Isn’t that cute? Great Neck has its own visitor’s center–a little bulding for brochures and whatnot.

Then I look closer. The building is labeled as “Great Neck Estates Police Station.” What’s the point. How many crimes go on in Greak Neck Estates. The only crime committed up in Great Neck is the insanely jacked up prices of everything. You can tell they don’t even take it seriously–their police station has enough room for 2 desks and a water cooler.

Then I couldn’t help thinking, what a great job: to be a police officer in JAP central. Seems like an easy job to me.

# of Lexus SC430’s seen this week in Great Neck: 5

What is up?

Clarence | Conversations, Xanga | Tuesday, July 16th, 2002

an azn saint: sup
aNiMeMaN14: what is up anyway?
an azn saint: hmm?
aNiMeMaN14: i mean, if people were to truly answer what is up, the answers would be limiting
an azn saint: ok
an azn saint: philosophical bastard
aNiMeMaN14: “my roof”, or “the sky”, or “the planets”
an azn saint: i guess it depends on ur definition of “up” then doesn’t it
aNiMeMaN14: why not ask “how are you?”, or if you want to shorten it, what about “hauryu”
an azn saint: hauryu may be mistaken for a word in a foreign language though
aNiMeMaN14: well so can sup
an azn saint: also, the question “how are you?” what exactly does that mean?
aNiMeMaN14: it’s not that limiting
aNiMeMaN14: i mean, it obviously deals with your condition at the moment
an azn saint: to me, it seems the question asks how one exists
aNiMeMaN14: not really… then it would be “how are you you?”
aNiMeMaN14: anyway, back to reality
an azn saint: aha, this is going in my xanga
aNiMeMaN14: boooo

Conversations at 2 am. yum.

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